Ever felt like your life and your conversations could do with a little more flavor? Take a few friends, head down to the local restaurant, and let the food and the atmosphere do the rest! Have you been looking for a few witty one liners to spice up your joke collection and entertain your fellow diners? Well, look no further! We have spent a long time trying to find you the funniest, and also the most groan-worthy puns, so that you can amuse your friends (and yourself!) with your spicy interjections. If you find yourself searching for spice puns, you have definitely come to the right place.
Best Spice Puns
1 Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze too much.
2 It’s always nice to be with friends. Life is pepper with good companionship.
3 If you spot a chef putting their hand into boiling water, it’s probably because they were feeling a little chill.
4 If you are bored with all of the films on offer, this may be because you have cinnamon all before.
5 That’s a terrible spice pun! I really should have seen it cumin.
6 I’m cumin to the end of my patience with all these spice puns now.
7 Although, now I feel like I’m changing my mind… I’m cumin around to them after all.
8 It’s no good when your friends start dinner without you. They really shouldn’t curry on without you, it’s just rude.
9 You herb these puns here first!
10 I simply don’t have the thyme to sit and read through all these puns; I’ll bay back later.
11 What is a Buddhist monk’s favorite spice? Cardamohhmmmmmmmmmm.
12 I beg your parsley, I didn’t hear what you said?
13 What on earth did you just say to me? I just cayenne-ot believe it.
14 It’s really cold out there; I need to put a coat on otherwise I’ll jalfrezi.
15 I have some really exciting, fun friends. In fact, with them, there’s never a dhal moment.
16 I wanted to go on a date with a beautiful lady, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
17 It’s hard work being a chef. The flowers are long, and they earn a truly meager celery.
18 Be careful if you overdose on curry powder; it can actually send you into a korma.
19 Date night is best with Netflix and chili.
20 There’s a great new takeaway place near me. I herb it on the grape vine.
21 I’m running away as fast as I can, in fact, as fast as my legs can curry me!
22 I’ve discovered a great new spicy dish to cook for my friends and family. It really is a big dhal.
23 A friend turned up for a casual curry date the other night. She was wearing a low ghee dress.
24 If you are looking for a nice date on a weekend, why not look for someone lovely to takeaway?
25 If we’re going to reach the restaurant on time, we need to leave raita way.
26 My teacher asked me what the different seasons were. I don’t think he was expecting me to answer: salt and pepper.
27 If you go on a diet of garlic, you might not lose weight but your friends will think you look thinner because they will be further away.
28 I think it’s a Cayenne shame when people don’t like spicy food.
29 You’d better run, you can’t ketchup with me!
30 I will clove you un-dill the end of thyme.
31 These (pepper)corny puns will be the end of me.
32 I was trying to mace some rice pudding last night, but I just could nutmeg it.
33 If at first you don’t succeed, chive chive chive again.
34 The local chipshop got raided by the police. I heard that the owner was arrested for salt-and-battery.
35 I burned the roast chicken last night. Apparently I had forgotten to set a thyme-r.
36 I like to sit by the crocus fields and just let the world saffron by.
37 Be careful not to use too many puns in conversation. Some people find them very a-SOY-ing.
38 Miso good at punning!
39 I thought I had a pun for every situation, but reading this, I realize you have sur-parsley.
40 You think you can take me in a battle of puns? Do you? Well, cinnamon then!
41 If you need to spice up your love life, have you thought about trying something like a dill-do?
42 I just clove to read things that make me laugh.
43 I couldn’t work out how best to flavor my stuffing to make it tastier. Luckily the internet had some sage advice.
44 I don’t try to cook middle eastern dishes any more. The last one was totally dried out; I just didn’t hear the tamarind.
45 My friend and I cooked a wonderfully tasty dinner the other night, beyond seasonable doubt.
46 My mum was getting a bit grumpy during our meal at a curry house, so I told her to chili out.
47 I want to go and watch a program about cooking a decent curry, but I’ve cinnamon all.
48 I do get really excited about a yummy, flavorsome meal! So much so that my friends tell me that I have to herb my enthusiasm.
49 There is always one family member who feels differently about spicy meals. You have to just accept their bay-leafs.
50 I could eat a really tasty meal every single day. Thyme after thyme after thyme.
In order to spice up your pun game, try out a few of these tasty little amusements next time you are cooking a tasty meal – they will be sure to add a little flavor to your conversation. Plus they will go down a treat at your next night out with friends at the local curry house! Here are some other great puns – soup, food and vegan puns.