Soup is probably one of the most easily made and versatile meals in the world. It would be simple, hearty, or tasty, all depending on whether it is for a winter warmer, a daily dinner, or just a small treat for yourself. That’s why soup is also a popular topic for puns and jokes. Let’s check out the following list and have fun with soup!
Best Soup Puns
1. What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
2. What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
3. Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
4. If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
5. My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
6. What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
7. Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
8. We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
9. Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
10. If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
11. When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
12. If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
13. What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
14. Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
15. My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
16. Mum, you are my soup-er star.
17. Hey, you are going to marry? Are you pho real?
18. Baby, you always make miso happy!
19. I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
20. Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
21. I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
22. Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
23. Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
24. I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
25. Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
26. Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
27. The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.
28. Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
29. If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
30. The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
31. Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
32. I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
33. Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
34. Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
35. I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
36. What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
37. After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
38. “My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
39. Movie producers always say that they feature sex scenes because sex plays an indispensable part of our life. So why don’t they feature more soup scenes? Soup is also essential to our life and nobody gets tired of having soup in their meals.
40. It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
41. If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
42. Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
43. Hey vampire! Eat all of your soup before it gets clotted.
44. Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
45. How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
46. The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
47. My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
48. The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
49. Awesome! I totally fell for this bowl of pho.
50. In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
51. When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
52. If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
53. My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
There are countless recipes for soup, and the number of soup puns is also endless. These are just a few interesting ones that we want to share with you and your friends. Feel free to share with us your thought or any related pun in the comment section. If you want more, check out the following puns on fall, stars, and bats.