Don’t be afraid to tell your friends these 59 silly fruit puns because they are definitely hungry for them. If you are not sure about these little joke, lettuce show you the way then to make these the apple of your eye that your friends will love berry much. And you’ll love these Halloween puns.
Best Fruit Puns
1. When the farmer tried to produce a new line of fruit crops, his dream came to fruitition.
2. That local fruit farmer is berry competitive with his neighbors.
3. The two tropical fruits decided to have a cage match fight and go mango to mango.
4. Chances are good that if you get a fruit basket from your psychiatrist, its gonna be shrink-wrapped.
5. The reason oranges have little trouble getting dates is because they tend to be very a-peeling.
6. A fruitless search is looking for a banana growing on an orange tree.
7. Time may fly like an arrow, but fruit flies like an apple.
8. That farmer grew only fruit trees and wound up living to a ripe old age.
9. My attempt at selling my produce at the local market was fruitile.
10. Teenagers who hit that house with tomatoes were caught doing a drive-by fruiting.
11. Citrus fruit juices are always getting the attention because they are in the limelight.
12. Even though he made excellent fruitcake, he was a slice short of a full loaf.
13. My insane aunt is absolutely nuts about fruit cake.
14. The fighter put an orange in his boxing glove so he could have fruit punch.
15. If you didn’t know it already, forbidden fruit can make many jams.
16. The little grapefruit couldn’t last a round in a fight because he was getting beaten to the pulp.
17. That wishful apple farmer was always planting seeds of hope.
18. The giant peach was late for work because she had a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach.
19. The melon came back home early asking, honey dew you know where my car keys are?
20. That fruitcake shop owner was one sandwich short of a picnic.
21. The little fruit excelled in school because he was good at logic and raisin.
22. The fruit farmer was never going to be able to keep his crops this year if the country kept raisin taxes.
23. All of the little fruits around the farm knew that they need to respect their elderberries.
24. The citrus fruit has no trouble getting the girls to drop him a lime when he was at the clubs.
25. The tiny strawberry was sent home for the day with a berry bad cold.
26. Fruit make great parents because they love their children cherry much.
27. The fruit farmer could never find his produce at night because he didn’t guava clue they were partying at the night club.
28. Those fruit fields are where the deer and the cantaloupe play.
29. After his parents saw his terrible report card, her papaya wouldn’t let her go to that party.
30. After the crime at the farm, the police told the farmer that they were still hunting down persimmons of interest.
31. The father fruit told his kids to never give into pear pressure at school.
32. When the citrus was released from prison, he asked his friends orange they glad to see him again?
33. The fruit farmer started going bananas when he realized all his fruits were missing.
34. The farm was crowded when the strawberries promised to give away a free jam session later in the day.
35. The cantaloupe told her so that he was certainly one in a melon.
36. Farmer brown went to grape lengths to make sure all of his crops were the juiciest.
37. When the fruit parents couldn’t decide which child broke the window, the father said it takes two to mango.
38. When the little fruit finally returned back to school, she told the teacher she was feeling just peachy.
39. The view from the top of the fruit farm was absolutely sub-lime.
40. When the family took all of the farmer’s bananas, he simply said thanks a bunch.
41. To sell fruit to the townspeople, the farmer tried to appeal to their sense of humor.
42. Mommy told her little tomato that she loved him from her head tomatoes.
43. Popeye loves his fruit because he yam what he yam.
44. It might sound a little bananas, but he found the other fruit on the farm quite appealing.
45. The little fruit told his mother that she did a grape job raisin her.
46. The orange had to stop racing today because he ran out of juice.
47. The farmer told his kids that if they wanted to make an apple turnover, all they had to do was push it down the hill.
48. Tina learned her lesson about trying to stop grapes from having any fun, they will simply whine if you do.
49. The bunch of bananas decided it as time to go to the doctor because none of them were peeling good.
50. The tomato started blushing because she accidentally saw the salad dressing.
51. The orange and the apple were finally all alone because the banana split.
52. The lemon decided it was time to go out with the prune because she could not find a date.
53. When the farmer has to fix any of his pumpkins, he simply uses the pumpkin patch.
54. Silly Sally lost her job at the orange factory because she was unable to concentrate.
55. If you want find the best kind of shoes made from bananas, they would be slippers.
56. The vampire has only one type of fruit on his list of meals to eat each day, the neck-tarine.
57. If you ever find a sad strawberry on the farm, it is commonly known as a blue-berry.
58. The strawberries kept the farmer awake all night because they were in the middle of a cool jam session.
59. When the twins arrived at the farm, the only fruit they wanted to see was the pears.
There you have it, 59 fruit puns that are going to come off as quite appealing to your friends and are the pear-fect way to really add some juice to any conversation.
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