When you’re reciting your favorite puns, it’s fine to cherry pick the best ones, right? Well, with this list of the best cherry puns, you won’t have to! Fruit puns are great for any time of year – and any time of day, for that matter! Cherries may not seem like the funniest fruit, but they can raise some real laughs – with a little bit of help, if you are new to the world of punning. Cherry puns are the cherry on top of the cake, aren’t they? Let’s have a look through some of the best!
Best Cherry Puns
1 Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
2 Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
3 Some fruits are not great at dealing with their problems, and just keep cherrying their heads in the sand.
4 This Halloween, try mashing up some cherries and telling your friends it’s blood. They’ll be cherrified.
5 Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
6 Cherries always look up to their parents, and try to follow in their fruitsteps.
7 If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
8 Have you ever heard the marriage vows between two fruits? They promise to love, honor and cherryish each other.
9 I had the sweetest letter from my fruit friend last week. They said they miss me cherrybly.
10 There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
11 Fruit is wonderful, isn’t it? However, sometimes it can be cherribly expensive.
12 Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
13 I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
14 If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
15 I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
16 Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
17 Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
18 American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
19 I went to the doctor because I was concerned about a cherry growing out of my head. He was very unhelpful and just advised me to out some cream on it.
20 Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
21 If you know someone who loves soft fruit, you may wonder how best to express your feelings. I would go with “I like you berry much.”
22 Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
23 I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
24 A while ago, I came across a family of cherry children, all crying. I asked them what was wrong; they said their parents were in a jam.
25 Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
26 Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
27 Cherries are great at playing live music. They really love a good jam session.
28 What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
29 Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
30 Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
31 Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Cherries are a cute, delicious little fruit. And, as you can see, they can actually be pretty funny too! As long as you time it right and “pick” your audiences, you can have them all laughing (or groaning!). Cherry puns are great for the time of year when you’re harvesting fruit, or eating a lot of seasonal pickings. But, of course, you can break out your cherry puns absolutely any time.