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43 Bat Puns To Entertain Your Audience As You Hang Around

43 Bat Puns To Entertain Your Audience As You Hang Around

June 14, 2020

Bat puns and jokes are hugely popular around Halloween, but they are fun any time of the year you can tell them in the zoo or in a family gathering. Below are some of the hilarious ones.

Best Bat Puns

best bat puns


1. The first thing bats learn in school is the alphabat.


2. If you cross a vampire bat and a computer, you will end up with love at first byte.


3. The most a bat lands in belfry, it changes its identity to a dingbat.


4. The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.


5. Girl vampires have a very interesting way of flirting. They bat their eyes.


6. In the animal kingdom, bats are the only skilled in playing baseball.


7. Have you ever discovered that all vampire bats have false teeth? The reason is, they come out at night.


8. The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”


9. There are many ways of holding a bat, but the best is by the handle.


10. When you cross a vampire with an ice cube, you end up with a frost bite.


11. Most softball games are played at night because the bats have to sleep during the day.


12. When you cross a lonely hearts club and a bat, you will end up with lots of blind dates.


13. There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.


14. The correct name for a little bat though not endorsed in the world’s leading dictionaries is a battle.


15. Vampires regularly use mouthwash because they have such bat breath.


16. Bats are spendthrifts, they keep most of their money in blood banks.


17. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.


18. A vampire bat enters his house through the bat flap.


19. School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.


20. When baking cakes, vampires use batter.


21. The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”


22. Vampires have a special newspaper where their obatuaries are printed when they die.


23. Vampires are seasoned baseball players, they practice in batting cages.


24. When you cross a cow and a vampire, you end up with a hamburger that bites back.


25. The witches team lost their opening baseball game because all their bats flew away.


26. Vampires rarely take a shower, but when they do, they have a special bat room reserved for them.


27. The favorite keep fit game for Draculas is batminton.


28. All the little witches loved playing bats cradle at school.


29. Though they fly at night, bats do not bump into anything. They have wing mirrors to coordinate their flights.


30. Casketball has been listed as one of the sports registering huge populations of bats.


31. When the geeky bat cracked the code, everyone couldn’t help but congratulate them for being such bloody brilliant.


32. Bat counselors only have one advice for their clients. Just hang in there.


33. The greatest movie ever produced incorporating vampire actors is the bat-tle of the blood bath.


34. After missing a day of school, the bat said to his best friend, “Welcome bat, you haven’t missed a lot.”


35. The markets that bats avoid at all cost is the flea markets.


36. When the little dog saw the huge bat hanging at the balcony, it came in so terrier-fied.


37. Little bats are fond of drinking the alpha-bat soup.


38. When bats lose their tails, they go to a re-tail store.


39. Robin got kicked off the baseball team because he forgot his bat, man!


40. After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.


41. A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.


42. What is the most favourite fruit of bats? – It must be neck-tarines!


43. A young bat can experience a lot of things in life by hanging out.


I bet you have gone through the above 40 bat puns without batting your eyes. Don’t enjoy them alone, share with a friend and invite them to check out other puns such as lobster puns, strawberry puns, ball puns, and sandwich puns.

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