Strawberries are among the healthiest and juicest little fruits. As you will discover below, they also have the juicest puns you can share with your buddies. Don’t forget to refer them to other puns on the site as well as you spread the love with strawberry puns.
Best Strawberry Puns
1. When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
2. One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
3. What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
4. In the middle of the road, he proposed and said to her, “I love you berry much.”
5. Strawberries playing the guitar can make a perfect jam session.
6. When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
7. The little strawberries were really upset when they learnt that both their parents were in the jam.
8. The jam bank became bankrupt largely because of the series of strobberies that rocked the institution in the last quarter.
9. Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
10. The reason the strawberry went out with the fig is because he couldn’t find a date.
11. When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
12. The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
13. Nobody cared about asking the strawberry to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
14. The only place where strawberries are made is the strawberry plant.
15. The reason why everyone loved the strawberry is because it was berry sweet.
16. After Berry the dog ripped up the woman’s fruit garden, she exclaimed with anger. That is the final straw berry.
17. The favorite dessert for a turkey is a strawberry gobbler.
18. If you see a blue strawberry, the best you can do is to cheer it up.
19. Winnie the Pooh wouldn’t eat the strawberries because she was already stuffed.
20. In the circus, daddy strawberry got the job because he was the straw-ng man.
21. The pie piper is the one who led the strawberries to the bakery.
22. The strawberry was afraid of the cream because the cream had gone bad.
23. When you cross a strawberry tart and train engine, you end up with puff pastry.
24. The man ate strawberries at the bank because he wanted to eat rich food.
25. Chuck berry was the best rock and roll strawberry.
26. The unripe strawberry wasn’t named in the starting lineup of the football game because he was too green.
27. The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
28. The number of grams of protein that make a strawberry pie is 3.14159265.
29. The strawberry was so good at racing because he was always juiced up and ready to go.
30. The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
31. The best way to fix a strawberry is with a strawberry patch.
32. The strawberry got so many valentines because it was really sweet.
33. Strawberries don’t drive because they always get stuck in the traffic jam.
34. The strawberries turned red because they saw the salad dressing.
35. The reason strawberries are so good at reporting is because they always have fruitful discussions.
36. During the holidays, strawberry say, ‘Straw-berry Christmas!’
37. If you want to make a strawberry shake, simply put it in the freezer.
38. A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
39. Nobody could ever find the dog’s bone because the owner berried it.
40. The easiest way to make a strawberry turnover is by pushing it down a hill.
41. My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
42. A truck full of strawberries and cranberries has crashed on the highway. It is causing a terrible jam.
43. How can we help a broken strawberry? – By giving it a strawberry patch.