Who doesn’t love bread? We use bread for sandwiches, to dip in our sauce, and to even feed the ducks at the pond. That being said, bread does not have to be the most boring of foods, in fact, it can be quite silly if you really give it a chance. The following goofy bread puns are certainly going to make you think a little, but in the end you will have to agree they certainly rose to the occasion. So enjoy these 59 goofy bread puns and don’t consume too many or you will certainly spoil your appetite and refuse to read our food puns.
Best Bread Puns
1. The bag of flour was confused because he thought he saw his friend the loaf of bread yeast-erday.
2. Bread does not like warm weather because they feel that things get a little toasty as result.
3. These bread puns are always funny because they never seem to get mold.
4. Those two slices of bread knew they were toast when they saw the peanut butter and jelly show up for lunch.
5. When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e-loafed.
6. The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because she was black-toast intolerant.
7. That guy had to quit his job at the bakery because it left him with a loathe of bread.
8. When you place beef in between two slices of bread you have your own bull-only sandwich.
9. The man who worked at the bakery was considered to be the breadwinner of the family.
10. Young billy decided to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.
11. The young loaf of bread was fired from his job because he was always just loafing around.
12. The baker was in a serious panic because he found himself in a loaf or death situation.
13. The bread baker won over the girl because he kept giving her flour.
14. Butter kept talking to the bread because he felt he was on a roll.
15. The mother and child baking bread together was consider a labor of loaf.
16. Everyone needs bread because loaf makes the world go round.
17. The man would not quit his job at the bakery because he really kneaded the dough.
18. The sign on the bakery window had everyone talking, it said I knead dough to live!
19. When I tried to take a picture of my bread it came out a little grainy.
20. The diet clinic was doing exceptional business because it would take your breadth away.
21. Even though he was warned, the baker continued to put too much flour in the bread simply because he was a gluten for punishment.
22. The young lady decided to become a professional golf player because she realized she could earn her bread and putter.
23. Those secretive bakers only trade their recipes on a knead to know basis with each other.
24. That wide loaf has some serious bread-th.
25. In order to cut four loaves of bread at the same time the baker purchased a four-loaf cleaver.
26. The baker had this incredible knead to make bread.
27. That sour dough bread really rose to the occasion today.
28. The two slices of bread left the bakery and decided to grow mold together.
29. A young slice of bread told her he could not help but to fall in loaf with her.
30. Mother bread said to her slice that you are the apple of my rye.
31. The reason that the slice of bread left her boyfriend was because she felt that he was too kneedy.
32. A new bakery in town was doing exceptionally well and business is considered to be on the rise.
33. That young energetic chef was bready for the bake-off.
34. A local bakery went out of business after only a few months because the owner charged a lot of dough for his bread.
35. The little loaf of bread was fired from her job because she would always break down and rye on the job.
36. Even though the manager at the bread store told the baker to stop loafing around, he said that was his job.
37. The bread baker knew that his wife was still made at him, so on the way home he picked her up some flours.
38. Hippies from the 70’s loved going to Grateful Bread concerts and get toasted.
39. The bag of flour told the loaf of bread, didn’t I see you yeast-erday?
40. The kids in school decided to throw flour and bread so they could rise to the occasion.
41. The little bag of flour was being punished so his mother sent him to bread early.
42. The Pilgrims used the May-Flour to bake their bread on the way to America.
43. Mother bread told all her kids they better get to sleep because it was way past their bread time.
44. The two loaves of bread stared through the delivery room window at their new bun-dle of joy.
45. During a game of hide-and-seek the little loaves were overheard yelling, “Bready of not, here I come”.
46. The best thing about bread puns is they never get stale.
47. That aging piece of bread had to retire from playing football because his career was toast.
48. The one bread said to the other, don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
49. The easiest way to get a raise at the bread factory is to butter up the boss.
50. Bread made into buns are very relaxed because they tend to just roll with it.
51. The bread didn’t think he was going to keep his job much longer because he was feeling a little crusty.
52. The cheap bread baker paid his employees based on a flourly rate.
53. The main purpose of the bread truck was to haul buns.
54. If your going to make dog bread, be sure to use collie flour.
55. I had a good bread pun but it seems to have gone a rye.
56. Old bread bakers never die, they just keep on making the dough.
57. Hope you didn’t find these bread puns too crumby.
58. What does the bread say to her boyfriend when they break up? – “I am sorry, but you deserve butter!”
59. “I do not want to see you anymore! You bread my mind.” – said the bread to his friend.
These goofy bread puns should have wet your appetite for more silliness. Share these delicious jokes with your friends over dinner next time.