These silly and goofy birthday puns will be the hit of the party when you are all out of good jokes to tell. Your friends will be wishing you had more, so we give you this comprehensive list of 59 birthday puns and birthday jokes as our present to you and hope you get a kick out of them. Wish you all the best as you make your way through these joyful birthday puns. Then you can read some of our best skeleton puns.
Best Birthday Puns and Birthday Jokes
1. I always get this warm feeling on my birthday because people just won’t stop toasting me.
2. Billy asked all the other students if they would chip in for a birthday gift for the sculpting teacher.
3. In heaven all you get for your birthday is angel food cake.
4. As much as I enjoy birthdays, I think having too many of them will kill you.
5. The only thing that you can give a 900 lb. ape for his birthday is something he better like.
6. My doctor told me that the reason I get heartburn eating birthday cake is because of the candles.
7. The birthday cake decided to go see a psychologist because he was feeling a little crumby.
8. That teddy bear refused to have any birthday cake because he says he is stuffed.
9. The only kind of cake that a coffee aficionado will eat is choco-latte!
10. There were no famous men or women born on my birthday, there were only babies.
11. Little Timmy stood on his head for his birthday because he heard that they would be serving upside-down cake.
12. The birthday cake was overheard telling the ice cream how cool it was.
13. The only time that a birthday cake is similar to a golf ball is when you slice it.
14. A pirate was overheard at his 80th birthday party screaming Aye Matey!
15. The candle told the other candle how he hated birthdays because they really burned him up.
16. Moby Dick celebrates his birthday by having a huge whale of a time with his friends.
17. The only time it is acceptable to have birthday cake hard like a rock is when it is marble cake.
18. The only way to successfully remember the wife’s birthday is to simply forget it once.
19. The little girl got soap on her birthday because it was a soap-prize birthday celebration.
20. Prehistoric man was unable to send birthday cards because the stamp keeps falling off rocks.
21. The way that a clam enjoys his birthday is he shell-abrates.
22. Cats love to eat mice cream cake on their birthday.
23. When the bald man received a comb on his birthday he told his friend that he won’t part with it.
24. People who will have the most birthdays will tend to live the longest.
25. The love-affair between sugar & cream was just the icing on the birthday cake this year.
26. The only time that you could enjoy cake & eat it too is when nobody shows up to your birthday.
27. The dancer was told by her classmates to have a tappy birthday.
28. The only reason we put birthday candles on the top of the cake is because it is far too challenging to put candles on the bottom.
29. The computer told its owner on her birthday that she needed an upgrade.
30. The tree was unhappy today because everyone kept wishing him a sappy birthday.
31. The terrible husband bought his wife playing cards for her birthday because she wanted something with diamonds in it.
32. When Tony was asked what year his birthday was, he replied every year.
33. The good thing about too many birthdays is you should be released first in the hostage situation.
34. Pickles celebrate their birthdays by relishing the moment every year.
35. On your birthday the only thing that will go up is your age.
36. Little Tina always sings happy Purr Day to her cat once a year.
37. The unhappy wife asked why her husband didn’t buy her a present, he replied that she asked to be surprised.
38. The way that yo can tell you are getting old is when you start getting those birthday cards once a year from your orthopedist.
39. When she asked for a divorce for her birthday, the husband replied that he didn’t want to spend that much money.
40. The Chinese scholar told his friend on his birthday that you are Yung No Mo.
41. The big birthday candle told the little birthday candle that she was too young to go out.
42. On an elf’s birthday, you can’t go wrong getting them a short cake.
43. Snowmen love to put candles on their birthday flakes.
44. The simplest way to confirm the age of an elephant on his birthday is to simply check his driver’s license.
45. The only guaranteed thing you get year after year on your birthday is a year older.
46. Right before the basketball player blows out the candles on his birthday cake he loves to makes a swish.
47. The only reason Kimmy hit the birthday cake with a hammer was because she was told it was a pound cake.
48. That alcoholic said he only drinks two times a year, on his birthday and when its not his birthday.
49. Someone overheard one birthday candle saying to another that these celebrations rally burn her up.
50. The little boy piled candles on the toilet seat because he was hoping for a birthday potty this year.
51. What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles on his cake is the fire department.
52. The angry wife bought her husband a chair for his birthday, she just hoped it was the right voltage.
53. The Chinese baby was born weeks too early so his parents named him Sudden Lee.
54. Make friends with babies because it means free cake once a year for a lifetime.
55. It is a fact that people come and go but birthdays do accrue over time.
56. The simplest way to keep track of your age is if you don’t change it every year.
57. It’s easy to buy a birthday cake even if it is no one’s birthday, they really don’t check.
58. Which present does Peter Pan want on his birthday? – Maybe a pan-cake!
59. Birthday candles do not often work out because they tend to burn out so quickly.
Where does the time go? We blew through this list of birthday puns and jokes so quickly and wish we had more to give you.
If you are in for more, here is a good article with a list of puns and here are some great rain puns.
I had an uncle one time that would eat the birthday cake candles, no joke. He never really complained about the heartburn though.
Birthdays are usually pretty fun. Throw a couple of these in the party and you are all going to be having a great time!
Some of these were a little hard to understand, but getting your mind to work in such a way that you want to figure out a pun is not a bad thing 🙂
Great for sharing on Facebook with all of your friends. Good work!