Pianos are among the oldest musical instruments. They inspire musical sounds and create great harmonies even during dull moments. Piano puns are not so musical, but they are hilarious in their own right. Whether you want to share them with your fellow music students or friends, you can be guaranteed your audience will tune in.
Best Piano Puns
1. The two pianists had such a good marriage. They struck the right chord from the word go.
2. Pianists do not die, instead, they are adagio away.
3. If you want to climb to the very top of a tall piano, you must be ready to scale it.
4. They asked him why he wasn’t so interested in piano reasons and he said that piano is not his forte.
5. Many pianists love going on vacation to Florida Keys.
6. When the pianists visited a pub, they complained about how flat the drink was and the bartender told them he doesn’t serve minors.
7. When you drop your piano in an army base, it turns out to an A-flat major.
8. During the scuffle, the piano player got into treble, so he was arrested.
9. If by any chance a piano falls on you, you will B-flat.
10. There is nothing as hard to open as a piano. This is because all the keys are inside.
11. If you can tune a piano, I don’t see any reason you can’t tuna fish.
12. A piano is the only structure with 88 keys, but no locks.
13. The danger of dating a piano technician is that she will just string you along.
14. The student wasn’t writing as the teacher was dictating. When the teacher inquired, he said, “he has a piano with all the notes.”
15. A snowman playing piano is called Melton John.
16. When Beethoven was traveling Europe, he decided to take the Ludwig van.
17. When an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone, you get a sharp major.
18. In the party, pianists were eating with tuneing forks.
19. We all know cows don’t play pianos unless they are real moo-sicians.
20. If you make a mistake and play Beethoven backward, he simply decomposes.
21. If you enroll in a liberal arts program and it so happens that the only subject you excel at is music, you will end up with a natural major.
22. He mistakenly dropped the piano in a mineshaft, it became A-flat minor.
23. When we walked in, the piano was silent and visibly sad. When we asked what’s the problem, she said, “I am missing my keys.”
24. We asked her where she was going, but all she could say is, “I will be bach.”
25. All the work was happening at the bach office and nobody had an idea of what was going on.
26. If you want to tuna fish, it is simple, just adjust the scales.
27. As the evening was approaching, she started to chop-in some beets to the oven.
28. The favorite type of music for a golf club is the swing.
29. A lawsuit and a viola have this in common, they are all happy when the case is closed.
30. The guitar teacher was punished for harassing a minor.
31. A musician with problems is called a trebled man.
32. The composer for the string quartet could not be found because he was Haydn.
33. The favorite music for avocados is guac ‘n’ roll.
34. The turkey easily won the show because of his drum-sticks.
35. The music teacher hurriedly left the office. On her way out, she remembered her keys on the piano.
36. The only part of a fish that is musical is the scales.
37. Pirates make excellent pianists because they all operate in the high Cs.
38. The pianist couldn’t play her music because she broke the record.
39. Skeletons cannot play church music. They have no organs.
40. When the Skelton finally sat on the piano, it frantically started searching for the trom-bone theme.
41. You cannot put a piano in jail because it can get out easily with its keys.
42. During her performance, the pianist keeps banging the head against the piano’s keys because she wants to play by ear.
43. Which piano brand can laugh? A Yama-haha piano.