Unlike scary skeleton jokes that are designed to creep you out, these silly skeleton puns will tickle you in all the right places. These puns might seem transparent on the surface, but after reading a few you will come to fall for them head over heels. So don’t be afraid to let out a huge laugh, these skeleton puns are just what the doctor ordered to give your bones a little shake today. These 60 silly skeleton puns are humerus in their own away, so enjoy a little fun while they are still available. Then you can continue with our bread puns.
Best Skeleton Puns
1. The reason that the skeleton is always so calm is because nothing can get under his skin.
2. One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
3. On a recent trip to the restaurant, the skeleton was overheard ordering some spare-ribs.
4. The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
5. Johnny got yelled at by his skeleton mother because he was always calling his little brother a numb-skull.
6. The skeleton really didn’t mind the wind at all because it went right through him.
7. You will never see two skeletons fight each other because they simply don’t have the guts.
8. The only way that you could make a skeleton laugh is by tickling his funny bone.
9. That skeleton did not like the Italian food because he just doesn’t have the stomach for it.
10. Make no bones about it, the skeleton is the best man for working at the bone yard.
11. The reason it is so noisy at the graveyard is because of all the coffin.
12. Skeletons will never use cell phones, they prefer to use cell bones.
13. The manager at the restaurant told all the skeletons dining to bone-appetit.
14. We only have two skeleton teachers working at our school, the one is humerus and the other very sternum.
15. The only way that you can imprison a skeleton is in a rib cage.
16. The reason the sleepy skeleton could not make it to work today was because he was bone tired.
17. The only way you can unlock the door at the haunted house is with a skeleton key.
18. Trying to reassemble the skeletons of prehistoric animal is considered to be a mammoth undertaking.
19. The reason the skeleton loves to play tic tac toe is because they are XO skeletons.
20. They had to place the skeleton in jail simply because he was bad to the bone.
21. We had to stop inviting the skeleton over for dinner because the only thing he ever wanted was ribs.
22. Last night the skeleton couldn’t come out to play because he decided to bone up for that exam tomorrow.
23. Make no bones about it, last night was rough at work because all we had was a skeleton crew.
24. I felt bad for the skeleton that went to the party because he had no body to dance with.
25. The skeleton snake is known as the rattler.
26. If you see my skeleton brother would you let him know that I have a bone to pick with him.
27. The skeleton used his tax money to buy a motorcycle because he was bone to be wild.
28. The father skeleton comes home from work exhausted because he works himself to the bone.
29. A skeleton is always looking for new friends because they tend to be bonely.
30. If you see a skeleton dancing you should jump out of your skin and join him.
31. The skeleton can always keep the family on budget because they live bare bones.
32. Tami had to hang all the decorations this holiday because her husband is simply a lazy bones.
33. The reason the skeleton never was able to ask anyone on a date was because he didn’t have a back bone.
34. That skeleton was a perfect addition to the band because he knew how to rock the sax-a-bone.
35. Over the dining table there was a shin-delier in the skeleton house.
36. The skeleton was being picked on at school and now his mother had a bone to pick with the principal.
37. Fighting with a skeleton at the cemetery would be a grave mistake.
38. The baby skeleton kept asking for his bottle to be filled because it was always bone dry.
39. Never invite a skeleton to a barbecue because they will grab all the ribs.
40. The winner of the skeleton beauty contest was no body.
41. The reason the skeleton could not lie to his mother was because she could see right through him.
42. The world’s famous skeleton detective is Sherlock Bones.
43. That skeleton just can not eat high school cafeteria food because he doesn’t have the stomach for it.
44. Skeletons love win that have a little body to it.
45. The skeleton climbed up the tree because the dog was trying to get his bones.
46. The skeleton who robbed the bank was not worried about the police because he knew they could not pin anything on him.
47. That old skeleton is always complaining about her aching bones.
48. A skeleton who is always telling lies is considered to be a phoney-ba-boney.
49. The skeleton quit the football team because he said his heart wasn’t in it.
50. A skeleton who rings the door bell on your house is considered to be a dead ringer.
51. Skeletons had their mail delivered in the old days by bony express.
52. The reason the skeleton loves the pogo stick is because they have a rattling good time on it.
53. A skeleton was rushed to the hospital in pain, so they had to remove his ghoul stones.
54. The romantic skeleton told his girlfriend that he loved every bone in her body.
55. That picky skeleton will only eat his food off of bone-china.
56. The skeleton who had foot stolen by a dog was left without a leg to stand on.
57. If a skeleton stands too close to a fire he becomes bone dry.
58. The skeleton used shin-gles to repair his roof.
59. The most famous skeleton in history must be Napoleon Bone-apart!