When you tell people you love frogs, be prepared because they may even ‘stone’ you thinking you are out of your mind. It seems there is nothing fascinating about ugly frogs. However, research has shown that frogs are good bioindicators which means they tell you something about the environment. In addition to controlling the population of pests, frogs feed on algae thus leaving water fresh and drinkable. If you still find nothing fun with the frog facts above, these frog puns below will certainly tickle you and enlarge your knowledge of amphibians also known as toadal recall.
Best Frog Puns
1. The sign post on his gate read frog parking only, all the rest will be toad where to park their vehicles.
2. The reason frogs are always happy and croaky, is because they eat anything and watever bugs them.
3. Frogs have this interesting game that no one can beat them in. It is called croak-et.
4. If there is one thing you should love about frogs and basketball is the way they make their jump shots.
5. Frogs do not have such a long lifespan. That notwithstanding, the main reason why their numbers are declining is because they kermit suicide.
6. Frogs are not that fashionable. As a matter of fact, many of them would trade open-toad shoes for anything.
7. The first frog that landed on the moon said, this is a quantum leap for mankind.
8. The frogs made a grand entry into the pub, three of them walking briskly while the fourth one just ducked in.
9. On winning the lotto, everyone wanted to know how the frog will spend the millions of dollars and which car he will buy. To the excitement of many, the frog said, he will go for a Beetle.
10. If you ever come across a hitch-hiking frog, the best words of encouragement, is to tell him, go ahead and hop in.
11. Frogs too have relationships and whenever they break each other’s heart, they really feel unhoppy.
12. A rubbit is the product of a cross between a bathtub scrubby-mit and a frog.
13. When the parking meter expired, the city authorities toad the frog’s car.
14. The favorite time in a frog’s life is not the summer or autumn, it is a leap year.
15. When they started investigations on the case, they discovered that the main reason why the frog went to the bank with a gun in the first place is because he wanted to robbit.
16. When he stood up to dance, everyone was curious to know the kind of music the host frog will request. He went for hip hop.
17. The most sophisticated music elite frogs listen to is hopera.
18. We all sat there listening to how the frogs managed to escape from the farmer’s trap. The story was ribbeting!
19. There is nothing as embarrassing as appearing before judges and then out of the blues, you froget the lyrics to the song you are presenting.
20. I met the chief frog at the discount store with a basket full of goodies. I couldn’t believe he was the one encouraging others towards frogal living.
21. When he asked me where I was going, I told him I was hopping over to the shop and then would come back.
22. Winter may be quite far, but clever frogs know that this is the best time to get a waterproof croak in preparation for winter.
23. He turned on the headlights, but it was so froggy that he couldn’t see anything beyond 5 meters.
24. When Sam was asked by his dad how he was fairing in his Math lessons, he quickly responded that his area of difficulty is understanding perpondicular lines.
25. Scientists have proven that people who take drugs on a regular basis risk developing a depondence that may be hard to kick out.
26. I saw the frog park on the side of the road and then driving off quite fast. Later I learned that he was afraid he may get toad.
27. It was not a coincidence that all the frogs present at the party were drinking croak-a-cola.
28. The best place to buy frogs eggs is the spawn shop. They have the best quality.
29. The favorite dish for most frogs when they drop at McDonald’s is a diet croak and French fries.
30. The standard greeting when you meet a toad whether on the road or in some back streets is always wart’s new?
31. The frog makes so many mistakes because he jumps quickly to the wrong conclusions.
32. Everyone loves the frog band. They are toad-ally cool.
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