Purple is a great color; it makes us think of nobility and greatness. Using the color purple in our puns can also make us seem truly great! Purple puns are underrated and not very well known; let’s change this once and for all! Read on for our favorite puns around the color purple.
Best Purple Puns
1 I was very confused when I asked my dad, “What rhymes with purple?” He simply replied “No it doesn’t.”
2 What’s your least favorite color? Mine is purple. I loathe it more than red and blue combined.
3 Have you heard about the two ships which collided in the middle of the ocean? One was carrying brown paint, the other was carrying purple. The survivors were marooned.
4 I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.
5 There’s a new breed of dog, which is purple from nose to tail. It’s called a Grape Dane.
6 What’s purple and screams a lot? A damson in distress.
7 Did you know that you can be arrested for having purple flowers? This is because law enforcement is against domestic violets.
8 Which country has a queen as head of state and is also purple? Grape Britain.
9 Roses are red, at least that is true. Violets are purple – they’re just not blue!
10 I made pancakes, but now the whole house smells like lavender. I must have used the wrong flower…
11 My friend has synaesthesia. I made the mistake of asking him the time; he replied, “Half past purple.”
12 What does a green grape tell a purple grape? “Breathe, you idiot, breathe!”
13 I recently found out that I am color blind. It came completely out of the purple.
14 My friend was forced to swallow a large amount of purple food coloring. He feels horribly violated.
15 If you visit a website and the Terms and Conditions are in purple, click away from the page immediately. These violet your privacy.
16 There’s a been a weather warning! Purple rain is about to start falling! You’d better run before the violet storms start!
17 Did you hear about Rudolph the Reindeer? Apparently he ran away from Santa, got tattooed and dyed his fur purple. He truly is a rebel without a Claus.
18 I bought my friend some pink thread but it turns out they wanted purple… Oops, sorry – this is the wrong thread.
19 My friend has always had a purple face. He’s really hoping to meet a purple faced woman one day… I told him not to hold his breath.
20 Ultra violet light is the one light that is considered to be Autistic. Well, it’s definitely on the spectrum.
21 Have you heard of that purple guy who wanted to take over the world? They called him Alexander The Grape.
22 The CSI team was called to the Purple Rain shoot, because they had to dust for Prince.
23 What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both purple except for the elephant.
24 There’s a great tip for those who live in a purple house: if all the lights go off, check the fuchsia box.
25 It purplexes me that our neighbors don’t like our lilac house.
26 Have you heard of a cat’s favorite color? It’s purrrple, of course.
27 My friend and I were in a quiz and a question came up about the color purple. I tried to give my friend a tint, but they just didn’t get it.
28 My favorite shirt changed from blue to purple after I washed it. I guess it revealed its true colors.
29 There’s a purple couple living on my street, who were recently arrested. Turns out they were violet to each other.
30 Did you hear about the escaped purple criminal? Apparently he is a fuchsiative of the law.
31 I spotted a lilac sea creature and wondered what it was. It turned out to be a Leatherback Sea Purple.
32 There’s only one difference between pink and purple… The strength of your grip.
33 My colorblind friend was pretty down one day. He told me he was feeling really purple.
34 My partner told me a joke about the color purple. I replied “I can really see what hue did there.”
35 I was very determined to paint our house purple, to the point that my partner and I got into an argument. She told me she didn’t like my tone.
36 What is purple and sits in the corner of the room with a pointed hat on? A naughty plum.
37 I really wanted to buy lots of purple things, so I went to the la-vendor.
38 Charles Darwin apparently always chooses the Purple One from the Quality Street selection box. This is natural selection.
39 I was stuck behind a purple family in a queue. Eventually I just had to ask them to mauve.
40 My grandfather told me he had got the Purple Heart. Alarmed, I told him to visit the doctor right away.
41 Purple is the best color for camouflage, it really is. After all, have you ever seen a soldier dressed in purple?
42 I do love wearing the color purple. It makes me feel like a prince among men.
43 Purple fruits are the most hopeful of all the fruits. They truly believe that they can achieve grapeness.
44 A plum got really angry and started shouting at me, so I called it out for purple abuse.
45 Have you heard of the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles who were all shades of lilac? Their catch phrase is “Purple power!”
Colors, surprisingly, can end up being quite hilarious. Who knew? Next time you’re stuck for a rainbow of humor, have a look into purple puns. The final color in the spectrum can offer a colorful opportunity for humor! What about other color puns? Have you seen these green puns?