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49 Flamingo Puns That Make Really Good Pun Fodder

49 Flamingo Puns That Make Really Good Pun Fodder

January 20, 2022

Ah, the flamingo. A truly interesting and majestic bird… It’s also bright pink. This alone can make it seem quite hilarious – but have you ever read a really good flamingo pun? This makes them even funnier! Below are a few of our very favorite flamingo puns. Have a read through and decide for yourself if this is not the funniest bird you have ever come across!

Best Flamingo Puns

Best Flamingo Puns


1 What is the opposite of a flamingo, I hear you cry? The answer is, a flaminstop.


2 I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.


3 I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.


4 Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.


5 Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.


6 Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.


7 I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.


8 Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.


9 There are good and bad tomes to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.


10 I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.


11 My wife ordered me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. Well, I had to put my foot down.


12 I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.


13 If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.


14 Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.


15 Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.


16 I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”


17 I asked a different flamingo the same question, and their answer was “Pink.”


18 A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.


19 Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.


20 Have you heard of the pink bird which is really good at Spanish dancing? They call it a flaminco dancer.


21 There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.


22 Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!


23 Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.


24 It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.


25 It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”


26 I got a really nice compliment from a flamingo the other day. He said, “You’re flocking fabulous, you are.”


27 Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.


28 It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.


29 There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.


30 Flamingoes have a special name for one of there number who has passed away. They call it flamingone.


31 Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.


32 Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.


33 Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.


34 I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.


35 Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.


36 Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.


37 My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.


38 Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.


39 Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”


40 Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.


41 Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.


42 I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.


43 I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.


44 Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.


45 My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.


46 A flamingo can be a really good friend to have, however. They generally fit the bill really well.


47 Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.


48 Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.


49 That being said, flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.


Flamingos, much to people’s surprise, do actually make really good pun fodder – as you can hopefully see! Next time you’re having a chat with a zoo keeper or an ornithologist, try breaking out a few of your new flamingo puns, and see how many feathers you can ruffle!

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