Potatoes are literally in every society and that makes their puns hilariously spud-tacular and universal. Therefore, if you are looking for laughs and light moments, these sweet potato puns are a real delicacy. They are clean and safe even for kids and can give you a real good starch! Have you got a bit of time? Read also our love puns.
Best Potato Puns
1. Agi-tators are notoriously famous for their argumentative tendencies.
2. Most sweet potatoes decline offers to go to dance parties especially during Halloween because they fear the Monster Mash.
3. If you visit most potato homes in the south west during bedtime, chances are high you will find moms reading their children green eggs and yam stories.
4. Is it true that most potatoes can’t get so much done in a day because they are nothing but couch potatoes?
5. I couldn’t understand why they were not angry at the yams. Later, I realized it is because they were simply sweet potatoes.
6. Before the start of the game, speck-tators were treated to an amazing display of po-tattoos by their home team.
7. Potatoes are so popular in many regions across the world because they are just a-peeling on the menu.
8. The favorite breakfast meal potatoes ask their moms to prepare is pota-toast with marmalade jam.
9. When the doors swung open, I saw a circle of potato music stars all glued to the screen watching the yammy awards.
10. The greatest mathematical invention of all time has to be the circumference of a yam divided by its diameter. It always gives you a potato pie.
11. When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
12. The favorite all time sci-fi show for potatoes has to be the Starch Trek.
13. If you are cheering up or describing a potato olympic medalist, don’t forget to add the word spud-tacular in your heaps of praise.
14. Though it may look demeaning, baby potatoes are nothing more than small fries.
15. Unlike regular potatoes, sweet potatoes can’t make good detectives because they have no eyes.
16. When the graduate potato went home that evening with honors, the mom exclaimed, “That’s yamtastic!”
17. As the cold season approached, every potato in the family started wearing socks to keep their pota-toes warm.
18. The best strategy potatoes use to know the number of spaces to move their game pieces is to case-role the dice.
19. When the officer saw the yam peeling out, he pulled over.
20. The turkey was asked to join the fried potatoes band because he had the right drumsticks.
21. Once your potato pie is ready, don’t forget this one thing; to put your teeth into it.
22. They couldn’t understand why the potato was looking the other side as the turkey was dressing. Only for them to know later that it would make him blush.
23. Potatoes that are real medi-tators maintain calm and silence even when uprooted.
24. As I came closer to the kitchen, I could hear potatoes whispering, “shhh don’t skin me like that.”
25. When you cross a potato and the terminator, you get a termitator.
26. I asked the potato, “With all those eyes, you still didn’t see that coming?”
27. The reason I yam rooting for you is because you are my sweet potato and I wouldn’t want to mash your heart.
28. I yam waiting for the moment when you will fry me to the moon and have me dance as you play among the starch.
29. What do potatoes become when they smoke weed? Uhm, baked potatoes!
30. The reason he couldn’t stomach you is because you are a hot potato.
31. The irish weren’t the first to develop vodka because they were slow and not Russian.
32. When we first met, y’thought we had a spark but it all spuddered and died shortly after.
33. Tuber honest, I was impressed you didn’t ask about my potato past.
34. If you are a real tater, stop throwing mud and instead throw a spud.
35. If there are people I tate, it is those who can’t keep their peelings to themselves.
36. Which type of potato that everyone wants to be their partner? – Probably a sweet potato!
37. Stay away from that baked potato. It smokes weeds and uses illicit drugs almost every day.