Llamas are llovable, there’s no doubt about that. Their quirky name is also a great source for pun-tastic fun! We have collected 53 of the most laugh-worthy llama puns for your comic relief, so sit back and have a llama-inspired llaugh! And if you are interested in other animals, check our best owl puns.
Best Llama Puns
1. What is a llama’s favorite drink? Llamanade.
2. How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish? “Fleece Navidad” (or “Feliz Llamadad”)
3. What is a llama’s favorite Led Zeppelin song? “Whole Llama Love”.
4. What do llamas say when they’re being told something obvious? “No spit, Sherlock.”
5. Some conspiracy theorists believe that there is a secret llama society that controls the world from behind the scenes. They call it the Illamanati.
6. Llamas are Star Trek fans too! They love saying “Live llama and prosper.”
7. How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? They always say “No probllama.”
8. I don’t want to hear all of your complaining. Save the drama for your llama.
9. What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.
10. Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la llama!
11. How do llamas like to cook their food? On a spit.
12. What did the llama say when he found out that he had been stolen from? “I’ve been fleeced!”
13. Who is one of the most famous actors in Llamawood? Al Pacacino.
14. What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves? “Fleeced to meet you.”
15. What do llamas say when things don’t go as planned? “Spit happens.”
16. Many llamas think that the world is going to end soon. They’re fearful of the impending llamageddon.
17. What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school? A dipllama.
18. What do llamas say when they’re trying to make an important decision? “Llama think about it.”
19. What do llamas do when they eat outside together? They have an alpacnic.
20. What do llamas always say after yoga class? “Llamaste.”
21. Who is one of the wisest llamas who ever lived? The Dalai Llama.
22. What is a llama’s favorite LL Cool J song? “Llama Said Knock You Out.”
23. In Llamaworld, they have elections just like we do. Their most recent president was Barack Ollama.
24. What do llamas drink before they fight? Alpaca punch.
25. What do you call a super-fast llama? A llamaghini.
26. What is a llama’s favorite movie? Alpacalypse Now.
27. Who is a llama’s favorite pop singer? Llama Del Ray.
28. Llamas are excellent office assistants. They always make sure that important papers get llamanated.
29. What did the llama say to the grass in the field? “Nice gnawing you!”
30. I thought about shearing my llama, but I guess I better leave wool enough alone.
31. What did Llamye West say to Taylor Swift? “Llama let you finish…”
32. It’s hard for celebrity llamas to get any privacy. There’s always llamarazzi around.
33. Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history? Osama Bin Llama.
34. Many llamas are fans of classical music. Their favorite composer? Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
35. Legend has it that llamas come from a mystical utopian land in the Himalayan Mountains. They call the place “Shangri-Llama”.
36. What do you call a really big llama? A wooly mammoth!
37. What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? “Llama-llama-ding-dong!”
38. What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama? A turtle-neck sweater!
39. What do you get when you cross a llama, camel and cow? A llamadairy!
40. Who is the dating expert in Llamaville? Chuck Woolery.
41. In case of emergency, be sure to pull the fire allama.
42. Some llamas like singing to music, but others prefer to sing alpacapella.
43. One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville put on a concert. He was spitting fire.
44. One of the major religions in the llama world is Isllama.
45. What did the llama magician say before he performed a trick? “Abra-alpaca!”
46. When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”
47. Llamas despise franchise restaurants; they would rather eat at a hole-in-the-wool.
48. Who could ever forget the chorus of that famous 80s song, “Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon…”?
49. There once was a llama that had a reputation for being a little schizophrenic. People said that he had a “spit” personality.
50. It’s not always easy to think of new llama puns–sometimes it can be a real dilllama.
51. Who is the most famous hip-hop artist in the llama community? Kendrick Llama.
52. That llama is a real playboy. I saw him riding his LLamborhini with girls every day.
53. Do you know that llamas can speak Spanish? Only one sentence: “Como te llama?”
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LOL, these are so cute, just like Llamas! I really like the shirts on the left as well!