Best foot forward, everyone! And, best pun forward too. If you are trekking up the mountain of hiking puns and not getting anywhere, have a look through our lists to see if there is anything hilarious you can take on your next trip. Or, if you are not a hiking fan but you know people who are, you might want to pick yourself a few choice hiking puns to amuse your fellow strollers. Hiking for many hours can get a bit boring, so jazz up your next trip with something hilarious from the list below – sure to keep you and your fellow walkers amused for a good few hours!
Best Hiking Puns
1 I got a bit annoyed with my hiking friend so I had to give them the boot.
2 There’s the most amazing story about a big hill, have you heard it? I just couldn’t get over it.
3 I met two stones the last time I was out hiking. The big one was a bit shy, but the other one was a little boulder.
4 We were determined to finish our hike – and we did, come hill or high water.
5 It was great when we reached the top of the mountain, but it was all downhill from there.
6 I have a lot of complicated plans for my day’s hiking, but I summit up easily for my friends.
7 I would never leaf any of my hiking friends behind when we are trekking through the forest.
8 My puns are truly qualit-tree.
9 At the top of a hill in the middle of the forest. Just chilling with my Birches.
10 We had a huge long hike. It was such a releaf to get to the top of the mountain.
11 When you’re on a hike and you need to go to the bathroom, just say that you are going to use the facilitrees.
12 Mountains are really funny. In fact, they’re hill areas.
13 I bought myself a special jacket for when I go hiking. It’s called a trail blazer.
14 Hiking makes me feel young again. In fact, the other day I walked up the mountain of youth.
15 I had a beer at the top of a mountain the other day. I was wetting my peak.
16 It is so amazing to watch the sun come up while on a hiking trip. It does it before your very rise.
17 I really love camping on my hiking trips. It’s always in tents.
18 Some friends, when hiking, can be a bit of a pine in the ass. Leaf these ones at home.
19 Hiking with friends can be lots of fun, but I do try to mountain my distance.
20 I love to see gorgeous views on my camping trips; sometimes a view is beautiful as far as the eye canyon see.
21 My friend was telling me a story about hiking. It went on and on and on, so I told him to summit up.
22 Hipsters like to hike around the back country rivers and waterways, where it’s less mainstream.
23 I came across a bear whilst hiking, but he didn’t try to eat me – luckily, he was just a Gummy bear.
24 The queen’s husband went walking up the tallest mountain in the world. When he reached the top, he was High King.
25 I borrowed a pair of hiking boots from a friend. I think he might have laced them with something; I’ve been tripping all day.
26 I am an experienced trail runner. I trail behind everyone else.
27 My friend turned up for our hiking trip with two left shoes. I was so annoyed I gave him the right boot.
28 My friend hurt her foot while we were out walking. She told me to go on ahead, but I replied that I would never leaf a friend behind.
29 How does a tree tell you that it doesn’t know the answer to your question? It shrubs.
30 The mountain looked enormous and daunting and I felt a bit scared, but I got over it in the end.
31 The biggest mountains in the world are always tired, because they n-Everest.
32 Mountains are so beautiful and awe inspiring. We should always remember to never take them for granite.
33 If you’re hiking in the Andes, remember to dress up warmly. It’s Chile there.
34 How do mountains keep their heads warm? They wear ice caps.
35 Hiking in the mountains is really good for the mental health. Walking really Alps to clear your head.
36 It’s no good trying to play hide and seek with a big hill. They always peak.
37 It’s hard, being a mother mountain and dealing with teenage mountains. They always have such altitude.
38 There’s just snow place like a mountain in the winter.
39 I was trying to tell my friend about something that happened during my recent hiking trip, but I lost my terrain of thought.
40 It sounds surprising, but anyone can jump higher than a mountain. This is because mountains can’t jump.
41 I went on a hiking trip with my recent ex. Suffice it to say, there was some tents-ion.
42 Hiking, like most of the best things in life, is completely tree.
43 Let’s go hiking! There doesn’t need to be a reason; let’s just go for the hill of it!
44 I was out hiking near a river the other day. It was a bit cold, so I lit a fire in my boat. It was then that I discovered you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
45 I went out looking for a camouflage tent to take on my hiking trip. I couldn’t find a single one.
46 My cousin is a lama. I asked him if he wanted to go camping; he was really excited and ran off saying “Alpaca tent!”
47 I slept like a log during our overnight hiking trip. I woke up on the camp fire.
48 How do trees access the internet? They log in, of course.
49 I like to go hiking with my friends who are smokers. It means it’s easy to outrun them if a bear attacks.
50 I wondered why I was always so tired after hiking on the 1st of April, then realized it was because I’d finished on a 31 day March.
Next time you are strolling through the lists of hilarious hiking puns, take this lot with you so that you can amuse people – and yourself – with your hiking hilarity. Here are few more puns if you have some time – foot, library and spice puns.