One thing that you have to say about whale puns is they are certainly larger than your average jokes. These 41 whale puns will allow you to show off your killer personality to all your family and friends. And if you do like them, don’t forget to check some of our ocean puns as well.
Best Whale Puns
1. The little killer what had to go to the Orca-dontist to have braces put on her teeth.
2. Ask any whale their favorite James Bond movie and they will tell you it is “License to Krill”.
3. If a group of blue whales have to make a decision they simply just flipper coin.
4. That large pod of musical whales putting on shows are considered to be an Orca-stra.
5. To better calculate the overall mass of a cetacean you take them to a whale-weigh station.
6. You may not have seen a fish cry but I bet you have seen that whale blubber.
7. The saddest of all the underwater sea animals has to be the blue whale.
8. Ask any whale what movie they love more than any other and they will tell you the Humpback of Notre Dame.
9. The term sperm whale was discovered by naval seamen.
10. When the group of Orca get together at night they love to watch the Whale of Fortune.
11. The only whale that has the ability to fly are the pilot whales.
12. Willy the little whale was sent home from school early because he was caught chewing blubber gum.
13. The polite little Orca learned at a young age to always says you’re whale come.
14. You want to party with that group of Orcas because you are guaranteed a whale of a time.
15. Wanda whale finally asked her classmate on Valentine’s Day whale you be mine.
16. When Orcas see a group of fish they line up and go for the krill.
17. The sign in the underwater barber shop simply read, we are helping to shave the whales.
18. The mommy Orca told her little babies to not worry because everything whale be alright.
19. That young whale has a way with the ladies in part to his kriller personality.
20. Before the Orca could leave the hospital, his doctor wanted to make sure he was whale rested.
21. The reason the whale was arrested was because his alibi seemed a little fishy.
22. A famous boxing whale was asked by the promoter to take a dive.
23. The little whale was failing in school because he said he had a lot on his brine.
24. The two whales broke up because they felt they were drifting apart.
25. Ask a whale what their favorite meal is and they will tell you fish and chips.
26. When a whale needs to go to the doctor to get a physical they first have to report to the weigh station.
27. The story about that flying Orca is really a whale of a story.
28. When the Orca family welcomed a baby whale to the family he was considered to be a little squirt.
29. The shark kept asking the whale what was he blubbering about.
30. Did you know that if you cross a whale and an elephant you get submarine with a built-in snorkel.
31. If you want to get banned from Sea World all you have to do is Free Willy.
32. When you cross a whale and a cow you wind up with Sha-Moo.
33. The biggest difference between marine biologist and a dog is one tags a whale and the other wags a tail.
34. The only reason that whale decided to cross the road was because he wanted to get to the other tide.
35. The reason that an Orca can travel such long distances is because they are good at whaling cabs.
36. That little whale calf with the stomach virus was considered a be-loogie.
37. The best way to get that Orca whale to laugh is to tell them a whale of a tale.
38. When the shocked patrons asked why the whale was in the theater watching a movie, he replied that he loved the book.
39. If wondering what time it is when a whale collides with a boat, it’s time to get a new boat.
40. Whenever the whale faces a failure and feels disappointed, he tells himself that “Everything whale be better next time!”
41. The blue whales always feel sad and depressed by cause their lives are too over-whale-ming.
These 41 whale puns are not your average bad puns, they are going to show the room you have that killer instinct when it comes to stepping up and making waves with your family and friends. Check also these funny bear puns if you are bored.
Joleen Chaney
29. The shark kept asking the whale what was he blubbering about. — this one is awesome! I am going to share these all over the place!
Nah
“The term sperm whale was discovered by naval seamen.”
This makes no sense. The discovered the term? Surely they discovered the whale. That’s the joke.
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Whale puns are the best! I can’t wait to hear more this year.
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HILARIOUS! I can’t get enough of these whale puns 🐳😂 My personal favorite is #21, ‘whale’ of a good time! 😂👍
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These whale puns are absolutely fin-tastic! I couldn’t stop laughing at some of them. Perfect for breaking the ice at my next ocean-themed party! 🐋🌊
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These whale puns are absolutely fin-tastic! I couldn’t stop giggling at the creativity. Thanks for sharing a wave of laughter! 🐋💙
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This post is absolutely fintastic! 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing at all the whale puns. They really made my day. Keep the puns coming! 🐋✨
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Absolutely loved this list of whale puns! They’re so fin-tastic and brought a huge smile to my face. I can’t wait to share these with my friends! 🐋😊