The great thing about animal puns is there is no shortage of material. These puns cover animals that fly, swim, live in the forest, or have become a part of your family – like dogs. Unlike animal jokes that hit you quick with a punchline, these animals puns are going to make you scratch your head first before you roll over with laughter. Be warned, no animal is safe from these humorous observations. Enjoy these 59 silly animal jokes and puns that are going to make you the king of the comedy jungle.
Best Animal Puns
1. It was by shear coincidence that all of the sheep look the same.
2. My sister was starting to annoy me with her bird puns but decided that toucan play this game.
3. I finally came to the conclusion that pig puns are really quite boaring.
4. My teacher loves it when we tell her squid puns because she says they kraken her up.
5. Never invite a crab to a charity event, they tend to be on the shellfish side.
6. Insects do not like puns because they say these little jokes really bug them.
7. My little brother discovered that the best way that you can communicate with fish is to simply drop them a line.
8. The farmer finally has come out of the dark ages and now using a cow-culator to count his herd each morning.
9. When Noah built the ark, he kept all the bees in a special ark-hives.
10. Fat bees tend to get picked on a lot because they are o-bees.
11. I will never go to a seafood buffet again because the last time i went I pulled a mussel.
12. The farmer rents out his cows on the weekend to a landscaping company that needs a lawn mooer.
13. In the latest census, it was discovered that Hamsterdam has the largest population of rodents.
14. My front lawn is now chicken-proof, just look at my lawn and you will see that it is impeccable.
15. Did you know that a cow with only two legs is considered to be lean beef?
16. The consensus at the hen-house was that the chickens hated Friday the most.
17. The alligator who wore his vest to work was a private investigator.
18. We thought taking the snail out of the shell would make him go faster, instead he became even more sluggish.
19. My teacher tried to convince us that there is no such thing as an honest cheetah.
20. The chicken was frantically looking for her eggs this morning because she mislaid them.
21. We learned in elementary school that a fish that has no eyes is spelled FSH.
22. The stork is able to deliver very small babies, but for the heavier kids they call in a crane.
23. The reason that you will never see an overweight horse is because they are always on a stable diet.
24. The cows are forced to wear bells on the farm because their horns do not work.
25. The animals at the zoo were beginning to riot, so the farmer called the porcupine to quill the uprising.
26. The skunk gets special attention when he shows up at the farm all because of his distinktion.
27. All the other animals shunned the baby kangaroo because they thought he was a leaper.
28. The king of the jungle always gets the lion’s share of the meals brought back to camp.
29. Whenever an animal loses its tail at the pet store, they send it out to the re-tail shop for another one.
30. Don’t blame the dolphin for his mistakes, he really didn’t do it on porpoise.
31. All the buffalo could say when his son left for school was “Bi-Son”!
32. The frog is always looking for a ride to work because his car got toad.
33. A small elephant is always borrowing his friend’s suitcase for vacation because he only has a small trunk.
34. The rabbit that was missing a foot was only able to wish everyone a Hoppy Easter.
35. That tarantula was able to find a partner online by spying her on the web.
36. An elephant’s opinion should matter because it weighs a ton.
37. The only thing more amazing that the talking horse was the spelling bee.
38. Nobody trusts the king of the jungle anymore because he is always lion.
39. The little pony was unable to go to school today because he was feeling a little horse.
40. When the snake was discovered missing at the zoo, all the people in the park went hiss-terical.
41. It is perfectly fine to watch the elephants bathe because they always have their trunks on.
42. The farmer decided that there had to be an utter reason his cow was not producing milk.
43. One of the reasons that the eagle can catch prey so easily is because they are incredibly talonted.
44. The zookeeper decided to name the camel with no humps Humphrey.
45. A kangaroo is always welcome to the party because they tend to always be so hoppy.
46. Even though the two silkworms decided to have a race, they both wound up in a tie.
47. The Tyrannosaurus Rex decided not to enter the Easter egg hunt because he always came up short-handed.
48. Fish are known to be very smart because they can spawn ideas in school.
49. The skunk decided to get into the perfume business because it made a lot of scents.
50. The favorite day of the week for the wolf was Moonday.
51. Whales are always blowing it on the surface.
52. The peacock was hired immediately because he always showed attention to de-tail.
53. The race between the two giraffes was too close to call because they were neck and neck.
54. The porcupine was obviously the best player on the volleyball team because he knew how to spike the ball.
55. The duck was not allowed in the bar anymore because he kept asking the waitress to but things on his bill.
56. A hen is considered to be an egg-spurt at what she does.
57. Once the bees finished building their hive, they had a huge house swarming party.
58. Pandas love watching old movies because all of them are in black and white.
59. Do not believe him! He is always lion.
These animal puns should have at the least opened your eyes to all the silliness taking place in the animal kingdom.