Royal, grandiose, magnificent and beautiful, unicorns are legendary, magical creatures described as horse-like beasts with a large, singular horn projecting from the forehead. Being mythical, some say that these beasts don’t exist. But here, we love kids, imagination, and believing in the impossible – so we’ll just say that unicorns are incredibly elusive, camera shy and super hard to catch. That’s right, today, we’ll be bringing the unicorn alive with some of the funniest unicorn puns and unicorn jokes you ever heard. If for some strange reason, you are not interested, check at least these water puns.
Best Unicorn Puns and Unicorn Jokes
1. Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
2. If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
3. What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.
4. Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
5. Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
6. Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
7. Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
8. What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? A uni-cone.
9. Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
10. Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army? Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.
11. What did the unicorn tell the bag of beans? U-no-corn.
12. Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
13. When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldn’t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.
14. Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
15. What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes? Corn flakes of course.
16. If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
17. When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
18. Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
19. Nobody could tame the stallion unicorn; that best was just horn to be wild.
20. Why did all the unicorns crowd the new beauty parlour? They heard it was unisex.
21. I’ve heard of fraudsters before, but that was one heck of a unique-con if I ever saw one.
22. Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
23. Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
24. Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
25. Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
26. Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
27. When the little unicorn got bullied at school, he told his pop-corn so he could do something about it.
28. Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
29. I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
30. What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
31. When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
32. Did you gear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
33. Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking out uniporn all day.
34. What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
35. Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
FYI – did you know that a unicorn is also a start up company valued at somewhere near a billion pounds? Well, I didn’t. And if you are still hungry for more puns, check our best puns.