Kids of all ages love Easter, not because they get to dress up and have to take pictures with their family, because the Easter Bunny is on his way. This year, when you and your family are gathered around the table to enjoy that Easter feast, give them eggzactly what they are looking for, Easter puns! This list of 39 Easter puns will crack every up and show them you are serious about yolking around here. If you want more, try our bear puns.
Best Easter Puns
1. The Easter Bunny eats gold soup before he hops out for his big day by using 24 carrots.
2. My dad told me to be eggstra careful not to eat too much chocolate this year.
3. Comedians don’t like Easter eggs colored because they prefer them to be funny-side up.
4. Kids love the night before Easter because they find searching for treats to be so egg-citing.
5. The Easter Bunny loves this time of year because he can feel spring is in the hare.
6. The child who collects the most Easter eggs during the hunt will win the most egg-cellent trophy.
7. My Dad was dying to tell us all about the rainbow-colored Easter egg he made.
8. In order for an Easter egg to show its true colors, it has to come out of its shell.
9. My mom warned me that if I ate too much chocolate this Easter that things would get egg-splosive!
10. The Easter Bunny works alone because he like the egg-streme challenge.
11. The Easter egg hunt is actually a cleverly disguised way to give the kids their annual dose of eggs-ercise.
12. The Easter Bunny knows where to hide those eggs because he is egg-ceptional at his craft.
13. My teacher told the class that the Easter Bunny gets all his eggs from an egg-plant.
14. The only reason that we paint eggs on Easter is because it is easier than using wallpaper.
15. To my knowledge, the only type of Easter bunny that can not hop is a chocolate one.
16. Easter eggs rarely go out at night because they do not want to get beat up.
17. That mischievous little egg was consider to be a practical yolker.
18. The Easter egg family was unable to watch cable television because their signal was scrambled.
19. The reason why the Easter Bunny is consider to be a smarty pants is because he carries a dictionary in his pocket.
20. The fastest way to get a letter to the Easter Bunny this year is simply by hare-mail.
21. The Easter Bunny learned how to play basketball from stuffing baskets.
22. The Easter Bunny will only eat breakfast at iHOP.
23. When that colorful Easter egg was tickled, it began to crack up.
24. I had to give my mother a good egg-splanation why all my jellybeans were gone.
25. Never tell funny jokes in front of an Easter egg because it might crack up.
26. The only bunny that is never on time is a choco-late rabbit.
27. Eggs love Easter in spring because in the summer they would simply fry.
28. Before the Easter Bunny heads out to hide eggs, he uses his hare-dryer to look his best.
29. When you are searching for your jellybeans and candy peeps, eggs marks the spot.
30. The only way to make Easter easier is to simply replace the letter T with an I.
31. The Easter Bunny is really lucky because he always has with him four rabbits feet.
32. The Easter Bunny keeps his fur looking amazing because he only uses a hare-brush.
33. A jellybean is the only bean that can not be grown.
34. The reason the Easter Bunny can visit so many houses in one night is he uses his own private hare-plane.
35. A fight broke out inside the Easter basket, the only ones that got licked were the lollipops.
36. The little boy piled all his Easter candy under his pillow because he wanted to have sweet dreams.
37. The Easter Bunny left a note for the child who left him a carrot that read, It’s been nice gnawing you!
38. To be able to deliver all those baskets in one day, the Easter Bunny takes an hare-robics class.
39. The prankster woke up with a pile of Easter eggs on his head, the yolk was definitely on him this time.
Now you know why Easter is the best time of year for those who love to tell jokes. These best puns are as colorful as the candy and decorated eggs in those Easter baskets.