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38 Tasty Chocolate Puns To Share With Those Who Care To Have A Bite

38 Tasty Chocolate Puns To Share With Those Who Care To Have A Bite

May 22, 2020

They say, that life’s three best pleasures are sneezing, scratching, and eating chocolate. Well, the last one is the winner. In fact, with chocolate and coffee, you can rule the world. Below are some of the best chocolate puns you can simply take the top off and consume.

Best Chocolate Puns

best chocolate puns


1. Do you know what will happen to you if you eat 5 candy bars all at once? You will choke a lot.


2. Cannibals have this favorite dessert that consists of chocolate covered ants.


3. Overweight people have this sweet term they want to be called which is chocolate-enriched citizens.


4. The favorite cookie for the monkey that comes over at our place is the chocolate chimp.


5. Candies are generally good time keepers, but the variety known as chocolate is never on time.


6. The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.


7. When you mistakenly or otherwise dip a kitten in chocolate, you will end up with a kitty kat bar.


8. Most French cats love the chocolate mousse for their dessert.


9. The other day when astronauts were interviewed on their favorite type of chocolate, in unison they said “the marsbar”.


10. Lambs are very careful when eating chocolate. But they are those who cover themselves with layers of chocolate appropriately known as Candy Baas.


11. You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year long unless you are cocoa-nuts.


12. Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days without chocolate makes one weak.


13. Life is much like a box of chocolates. It is so full of nuts.


14. Chocolate and milk have always been good friends. The other day when they met, they had a real chocolate milkshake.


15. I was reading the recommended recipe for making German chocolate and the beginning instruction was to first invade ze kitchen.


16. When you milk a brown cow and get chocolate ice cream, then you know it is really cold outside.


17. The reason she bought a brown cow is because she wanted a change to chocolate milk.


18. At the airport, they have started selling plane chocolates.


19. Candy bars have one of the most beautiful Christmas carol sessions. They love singing the traditional hymn, ‘Almond Joy to the World’.


20. Every employee craves for a payday candy bar before the weekend begins.


21. Oreo rarely visits the dentist unless she has lost her filling.


22. An ant dipped in chocolate is known as a decad-ant.


23. Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same grams of proteins at 3.14159265.


24. Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.


25. In this world, there are only two types of people: those who love chocolate and liars.


26. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.


27. I am one kind of a person who doesn’t like putting a lid on my hot chocolate. I love keeping my Options open.


28. You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate has skyrocketed. The other day, I bought a galaxy, a milky way and a mars, it was unbelievably astronomical.


29. At the local chocolate factory, talking is frowned on. So, whenever I get there, I prefer to wispa.


30. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.


31. Sometimes I love breaking the rules. Yesterday I had an After Eight guess at what time? At half past 7.


32. When I tried opening the mars bar, I discovered that martians love gin.


33. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.


34. The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.


35. Traditionally, chocolates do not like womanizing unless you come across a cad-bury.


36. Have you ever wondered why there is not any organization or campaign for fighting against chocoholics? Because no one wants to quit chocolates!


37. Which type of candy never be on time? – A choco-late!


38. What is the most favourite chocolate bar of an astronaut? – A Milky Way bar or a Mars bar.


Chocolate puns are really delicious, and I know you have enjoyed the list above. Try throwing in some more puns like bacon puns, plant puns, and dinosaur puns for a real adventure.

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