We can have fun in almost everything, and butts are no exception. It can be a sensitive topic to make a joke for some people, but why don’t we see it as normal as other parts of the body? With that in mind, these best butt puns will certainly blow your mind and give you a great time. Let’s check it out and have fun.
Best Butt Puns
1. When your butt gets hurt, what would you take to alleviate the pain? Ass – prin
2. What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!
3. Much like butt holes, families are typically meant to be tight.
4. Do you know the well-known painter who specializes in drawing butts? His name is Pic – ass – ole.
5. The plastic surgeon completely removed the buttocks of the women. It was really a dis-ass-ter.
6. As my but is much bigger than my heart. I want to say “I love you baby with all my butt!”
7. The reason why ducks have feathers is that they would cover the butt quacks with them.
8. Yesterday, somebody butt-dialed me again. It seems like that only assholes want to talk to me.
9. Which song of Marry Blige would Nicki Minaj want to cover the most? Take Me Ass I am.
10. When the dishwasher stops running, you just need to slap in its ass and get back to work.
11. I do not like anything, butt corgis for this Christmas.
12. Each morning, I always kiss my wife before going to work and say “I hope your day is as good as your butt.”
13. Do you know why the toilet paper does not cross the road? Because it gets stuck in a crack.
14. The ice cream says to his best friend popsicle “Perhaps more people might like you if you would relax and stop acting as you had a giant stick up your butt.”
15. I think my butt is broken, but the doctor says that there is always a crack in every butt.
16. In a therapy session, a butt says “I sometimes feel like I am full of nothing butt crap.”
17. What is the most favourite food of your poop? Butt-er
18. I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator. It is so cool.
19. My doctor examines my butt and says that I have got more crack than any drug dealers.
20. How would a butt flirt with another butt? Just say “Hey, cutaneous!”
21. A butt expresses her feelings with her crush “I just want to ass if you would like to go out with me tonight.”
22. Which famous actor has the biggest butt in the world? He must be Huge Jassman, who is also known as Hugh Jackman.
23. The United States is a violent country as it has a lot of weapons for ass destruction.
24. When I was a child, my mom always tried to teach me that you are butt you eat.
25. Everyone knows that uranium is dangerous because you might get a nuclear “bum” after swallowing this chemical.
26. The teacher asks her students why they lie in the doorway of the classroom only with their top half. The students answer “Because you say “No butts!””
27. Do you know why does the man carry a bottom in the elevator? Because he brings up the rear.
28. Where is the best place to keep your fake poo? In your bottom drawer.
29. The butt gets a slap because it is so cheeky.
30. The toilet paper is rolling down the hill because it wants to hit the bottom as soon as possible.
31. What do we call a person who gives you there wishes whenever you rub his butt? He is called a Genie – Arse!
32. What is the biggest butt in the world? It must be the bottom of the sea
33. When you hit the rock bottom, what would happen? Bum Crack
34. What would the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He might wipe his butt.
35. I just want to say that I love you a buttload!
36. The first lesson that my teacher gave me in the psychology call is to put your trust in those people who love big butts because they can’t lie.
37. What do we call a male cow with a big ass? He is called a butt – ox!
38. What does one butt cheek talk to another butt cheek? “We could stop this shit together, bro!”
39. Of course, I want to be able to breathe, but I would not mind having that ass – thma.
40. In the bus station, a man looks at the butt of a girl and ask “Where will this butt go anyway?”
41. Do you know Kim Kardashian? She is a very butty – ful celebrity.
42. A boss is just like a baby diaper that is always on your butt and filled with poop.
43. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like your butt. Let me touch it forever.
44. You should never trust any women who come to you with a smile and a big butt.
45. Behind every great woman is probably a man who checks out her ass.
46. Which side do butts often want to be on? Its back side.
47. What do we call a day when a butt was born? – It is a buttday!
48. Who can kill many people and has two butts? – An assassin.
49. When one of your buttocks is smaller than the other, it is called assymmetrical.
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