Burritos are an amazing food, aren’t they? I bet there’s no one in the world who doesn’t love these beauties! As well as being delicious, burritos can actually be pretty funny too! Don’t believe me? Have a look through the list of 47 burrito puns and you’ll see for yourself!
Best Burrito Puns And Jokes
1 I caught sight of two burritos dancing together and it was really cute! They were doing the Salsa.
2 My burrito friend and I hadn’t seen each other for ages. When we met we hugged and asked each other “How have you bean?”
3 I once asked a burrito what a duck’s favorite filling was. It replied “Quack-amole, of course.”
4 Breakfast burritos are the worst to go on an all-nighter with. They just get too eggs-hausted.
5 My friend was carrying a jar of salsa when he went for a swim. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was off to take a dip in the sea.
6 You should never trust a burrito with your deepest secrets. They just can’t help spilling the beans.
7 Burritos are always friendly to vegetables. You can hear them calling “Lettuce be friends!” from miles away.
8 My good friend, who was a burrito, passed away recently. I still can’t wrap my head around it.
9 Have you ever had one of those Chinese burritos? They’re so heavy; they weigh almost won-ton.
10 Burritos are always so positive. I heard one making a motivational speech that ended with, “Cheese the day!”
11 It’s been a really hot summer, so to keep cool I put a wrap in the freezer then wrapped my feet in it. Brrr-y toes.
12 Have you ever made a burrito really angry? It’s quite funny. They always shout, “Bean-ough is bean-ough!”
13 My burrito friends are great, but we don’t really share musical tastes. I like rock, but they only ever listen to wrap music.
14 I really love burritos! I fact, I could taco about them all day!
15 A burrito does not make the best date for a taco. Burritos are pretty wrapped up, while tacos are more open.
16 A local Mexican restaurant owner wants to buried head down with his feet left above the ground, with the instruction “Burritos” on his gravestone.
17 Rowan Atkinson was in a restaurant, eating a burrito. He couldn’t finish it, and the chef told him, “You missed a bean!”
18 I’ve been having a bit of an existential crisis lately. I stay up for hours wondering, if I eat a regular burrito in the morning, does it become a breakfast burrito?
19 My friend went on a date recently, and told me the guy didn’t put cheese on his burrito. I was horrified, and exclaimed, “How dairy!”
20 What do you think about the idea of making burritos from paper? I think it’s a tearable plan.
21 What do you call a burrito in the winter? A brrrrr-ito.
22 There’s a really beautiful classical song, which was written over cheesy beef burritos. It’s called Taco Bell’s Canon.
23 We really should be more kind to messy burritos. They just always get a bad wrap.
24 My kid demolished his burrito so fast that I had to suggest we practice eating more slowly. He replied, “Sure! I’ll practice right now, with another burrito.”
25 I ate three burritos today. They tasted pretty good, but I think the overall result will be gastronomical.
26 My friend told me that shredded beef instead of ground beef in burritos is pretty rare. I argued that actually it’s pretty well done.
27 Have you heard about the best place to go to eat really good burritos? Apparently it’s the Gulp Of Mexico.
28 My wife and I met in a Mexican restaurant. I may be biased, but I think she’s the most burritoful woman in the world.
29 I thought I should start getting myself onto a more balanced diet. Now I make sure to always have a burrito in each hand.
30 My good friend always makes the best burritos I have ever tasted outside Mexico. I would go so far as to say they are Mex-cellent.
31 Have you ever been chatted up by a burrito? They have some pretty cheesy lines.
32 A burrito once asked me in a bar, “Where have you bean all my life?”
33 Burritos really are the best, in my opinion. They guac-upy a special place in my heart.
34 My girlfriend always reminded me of a spicy burrito. Just like a burrito, it hurt when she left me.
35 There is only one way to inter a dead burrito, and that is with sour cream-ation.
36 I really want to make a good stand-up show about burritos, but I just can’t wrap it up.
37 If you are ever out with burritos and you want to get them dancing, just put on Bohemian Wrapsody.
38 Halloween is a great time of year, but the burritos have no imagination. They all dress up as boo-ritos.
39 I thought my Mexican friend loved me, but recently they told me I am un-burritoble to be around.
40 There’s a great burrito shop I go to; it’s called Bohemian Wrap City.
41 What do you call a very small, baby donkey? A burrito.
42 The school year is much like a burrito. You’ve had enough before it’s done, but you still have to keep going even though it’s falling apart.
43 My burrito friends are pretty selfish about food. Whenever I try to share, they yell, “Nacho cheese!”
44 I love my cat almost as much as I love burritos. Sometimes I like to wrap her up in a blanket and call her a purrito.
45 I once met a very dangerous burrito. He was known locally as Gangster Wrap.
46 Burritos always say grace before they eat. They start with the words, “Lettuce pray…”
47 My burrito friend was looking rather down so I asked him what was wrong. He said, “I don’t want to taco ‘bout it.”
These tasty, wrap-wrapped delights are a great food for a quick snack, or a full dinner. And, as it turns out, they’re also good for raising a chuckle! The next time you’re in the mood for Mexican food, why not bring out a few of these tasty puns to wash it down?