Whether you are a fan of the NBA or just your local basketball league, there is a lot of heated moments on the court, but also funny sides as well. At the end of the day, the real winner is the one who enjoys themselves and plays their best. The following basketball puns will light your moments and dribble your heart to the basket of laughter.
Best Basketball Puns
1. Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team reason being she ran away from the ball.
2. Basketball players are really messy eaters. They are always dribbling.
3. The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
4. If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
5. You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
6. The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
7. Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
8. Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
9. What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
10. What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
11. Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
12. What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Ummh, shooting stars.
13. The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
14. When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
15. Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
16. The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
17. We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
18. I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
19. The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
20. Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
21. It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
22. When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
23. If you see an elephant with a basketball, simply get out of the way.
24. Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
25. Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
26. If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
27. Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
28. The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
29. Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball ball chef.
30. Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
31. The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
32. It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
33. Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
34. Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
35. Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
36. You will be surprised that it takes only one NCAA basketball player to change a light bulb, but in exchange he gets 3 credit hours, a car and loads of money as well.
37. Thieves can be good basketball players because they are so good at shooting, stealing, and running.
38. The basketball player was sentenced 5 years in prison after he shot the ball.