Names. We all have them, right? Hopefully you have a good one that you are happy with, that you don’t think twice about introducing yourself with… However, there are some funny name puns that might make you feel better about your own name! Have a look through this list and give yourself a chuckle.
Best Name Puns
1 At a recent conference, a brave man named Sam got on stage to deliver a speech. We all begged him not to sing… But Samsung anyway.
2 Yoda’s surname is not widely known. In case you were wondering, it’s “Layheehoo.”
3 I’ve always been famous for writing my name in cursive. In fact, it’s my signature move.
4 I am a primary school teacher, and I recently asked my class to name three famous Poles. Little Johnny raised his hand and answered, “North, South, and Tad.”
5 Have you ever heard of the famous bootlegger? His name is Ale Capone.
6 My favorite band, named after a popular chickpea dip, stormed offstage recently because all the fans were screaming, “Hummus a tune!”
7 Have you noticed that you don’t often hear the name Lance very much? Strange, because in the old days people were named Lance a lot.
8 My friend was looking for a date, so joined a dating website and changed her name to Anita Mann.
9 Remember the guy who built the ark? For someone who had Noah idea what was going to happen, he was certainly well prepared.
10 My friend Penelope is such great value. Honestly, she’s worth every Penny.
11 Have you ever met my sister, Bea? I bet you have; she’s always buzzing around the place somewhere.
12 If you want to organize a party in space, you planet. If you can’t figure it out, just ask Neil.
13 I know someone who is soft, squishy, pink and loves to hang around the camp fire. We call her Marsha Mallow.
14 I knew a rabbit once whose owners weren’t sure whether it was a girl or a boy. So they called it Justin Case.
15 Ever heard of the detective who was never happy? They call him Sherlock Moans.
16 For some reason, everyone called William always seems to be very strong minded. I guess because they have Will power.
17 I saw a man floating about in the harbor. I called out to ask his name, and he replied, “Bob.”
18 Have you met the woman who has one leg shorter than the other? I think her name is Eileen.
19 A lovely couple I know have just had their first baby. They both love hiking, so they named him Cliff.
20 Never, ever play poker with a man named Victor! He will always win.
21 I made friends with a lady lying on the beach, and asked her name. I wasn’t too surprised when she said, “It’s Sandy.”
22 There’s a man in my village who likes to go around the neighborhood sitting by people’s doors. Rumor has it he’s called matt.
23 Apparently, I have looked like a rock since I was a baby, and that’s why my parents named me Cole.
24 Did you know the most famous pitcher has a name that goes with his profession? He’s called Chuck.
25 The council have decided to try to sort the pothole crisis in a new way – by only hiring workers named Phil.
26 I bet you have a friend who loves to exercise, and I’m pretty sure I already know his name: it’s Jim, right?
27 I know two curtain fitters who have the most perfect names… They are called Curt and Rod.
28 What did the drummer name his quadruplets? Anna one, Anna two, Anna three, Anna four.
29 Have you heard about the lady who can sit on two toilets? Her name is Lulu.
30 I told my daughter that Facebook was changing its name to Meta. She asked, “What’s a Meta?” I replied, “Nothing, what’s a Meta with you?”
31 My friend really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. I think it’s because his name is Steve.
32 Did you know that the novelist Stephen King has a son named Joe? I’m not joking. He is, though.
33 I have two dogs that I named Timex and Rolex. They are my watch dogs.
34 To be frank, guys… I would have to change my name.
35 My friend Godfrey really wanted to become a priest. Apparently they wouldn’t let him unless he changed his name.
36 I have a sister who legally changed her name to Olive. When I asked why, she said because she wanted to sit in a bath of Martini.
37 How did I discover my wife was cheating? I asked when she’d be home and she replied, “20 minutes max.” My name is Dave.
38 I wish I knew the name of Bruce Lee’s dad, but it’s always been a Mr Lee to me.
39 A man walks into a bar, carrying a newt. The barman asks what its name is, the man replies, “Tiny.” The barman asks why, the man replies, “because he’s my newt.”
40 Replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed, accordion to a recent survey.
41 Lots of people have names that match their professions, like the long-distance driver Laurie.
42 What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.
43 What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Douglas.
44 What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
45 My friend recently had to have his shins removed, so now we all call him Tony.
46 I love football and play as a goalie, so you can imagine how delighted I was when I met my girlfriend, Anette.
47 My daughter asked me, “Can I have a book mark?” I can’t believe she’s 15 and doesn’t know that my name is Mike.
48 I was picked on in school to name two structures that hold water. I replied, “Well, damn…”
49 My friend hates to exercise. He got a dog and named it 5 Miles so that he could tell everyone he walked 5 miles today.
Names can be funny, as our name puns have shown you! See if you can spot yours in our collection, or just enjoy yourself making people chuckle with these puns.
