Going to the gym, getting exercise, keeping fit – it’s a great idea, right? Keeping yourself healthy is very important, for both body and mind! However, sometimes it’s not all that much fun. If you are looking at an hour on the treadmill staring at the wall, have a look through our list of gym puns to help pass the time!
Best Gym Puns
1 I often wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it’s summer ready… Sadly that doesn’t workout.
2 Have you ever seen what happens when a log goes to the gym? It instantly starts planking.
3 I’ve been going to the gym for years and nothing changes. A block of cheese goes to the gym and instantly gets shredded.
4 My gym instructor suggested that I do lunges to help with my fitness. I agreed that it would be a big step forward.
5 A cow went to the gym, but only to exercise her calves.
6 I asked my personal trainer which machine I should be using to make myself more attractive to women. He suggested a cash machine.
7 I noticed a young lad bringing his maths homework to the gym, and I asked him why. He said he was trying to work out his problems.
8 My gym buddy was in a foul mood during our gym session. I could tell, because he was only using the cross trainer.
9 I went to the gym almost every day last week! Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…
10 Have you ever come across a priest at your local gym? They exorcise really well.
11 My new gym is incredibly formal. So much so that we have to call it a James.
12 I bet you didn’t know that cardi B’s sister is a gym instructor! Her name is Cardi O.
13 I really like that new fitness show from the Bahamas. It’s called Pilates Of The Caribbean.
14 I started out at my gym doing just one hour of yoga per week. I wanted to do more, but it seemed like a bit of a stretch.
15 There’s a new religious group out there that focus on physical strength. They’re called Jehovah’s Fitness.
16 Our local gym ran a fitness contest for skeletons. Of course, nobody won.
17 My friend is trying to work out a fitness regime for insects. It’s nearly ready; he’s working out the bugs as we speak.
18 I had a yoga teacher who used to bring a ladder to classes. When I asked why, she said it was to reach new heights of flexibility.
19 If you haven’t bought the new gym cookery book, you really should! It’s called “50 Shades Of Whey.”
20 I brought a glass of whiskey to the gym. When my trainer asked why, I replied that I was lifting spirits at the same time as lifting weights.
21 If at first you don’t succeed, tri tri triathlon again.
22 I really don’t like leg day. It feels like a step in the wrong direction.
23 My gym doesn’t have a pool. To be honest we don’t need one; we all spend our time swimming in a pool of sweat.
24 You don’t think it’s a good time to go to the gym? Well, why not just go for it – no need to weight.
25 The gym really is no joke. It’s a pun-ishing regime.
26 I saw a guy reading a map on the treadmill. I asked him why, and he said he was into jog-raphy.
27 If you like rock music, go to the gym – they only ever play heavy metal songs.
28 I don’t think my gym experience is doing me any good. It really is just a piece of cake.
29 The gym promised to slim down my life, however they didn’t mention that it meant slimming down my wallet.
30 I thought going to the gym would make my arms enormous. My instructor told me I need to lower my flexpextations.
31 My personal trainer told me at the gym that I have a lot of potential; I just need to work it out.
32 A new gym specializing in resistance bands just opened near me. Their motto is “Resistance is futile.”
33 A treadmill is not the best emotional support machine. It will just have you running away from your problems.
34 Have you ever heard of a gym routine being described as a rollercoaster? That’s because it is full of ups and downs and screaming.
35 My gym offered a discount on membership recently. It was a real weight off my shoulders.
36 Have you ever run into the ghosts at your local gym? You can easily spot them – they’re always deadlifting.
37 If your gym equipment tells you it’s feeling insecure, just tell it to shape up.
38 Did you ever wonder why there are no gyms on the moon? It’s because the overheads are astronomical.
39 I really wanted to get to the gym today, but the treadmill was running a little behind.
40 It takes a lot of dedication to work on your core. Some might say ab-solute dedication.
41 I think I’m actually in love with my gym trainers. Genuinely, they are my sole mates.
42 I usually don’t mind squats, but at my latest gym session they were very up and down.
43 The training bike at the gym is a wheel test of endurance.
44 I thought I’d have a go at studying to be a gym instructor, but it turned out to be too much of a stretch.
45 There’s a new funny book about gyms doing the rounds. It’s called “Gone With The Winded.”
46 I had a go at the new planking technique, but I quickly got board.
47 My gym buddy recently signed up to a marathon. He never gets on the treadmill, so it’s kind of a running joke.
48 I used to have a personal trainer, but she quit to open a bakery. Apparently she can make more dough that way.
49 Gym instructors are really funny. They lunge at any opportunity to make a pun.
Once you have a great repertoire of gym puns, you can not only entertain yourself but your fellow gym goers – just make sure to not interrupt someone else’s set as this will not guarantee a laugh like these jokes will!
