People love everything to do about tree puns because there are so many different names and varieties to incorporate into the jokes. These are the types of folks who love when the bark is worse than the bite, and who really are on a branch all their own. By the time you get to the end of this huge list of 53 tree puns, you will have to finally come out of the shadows and admit too that these silly riddles and jokes are everything they were cracked up to be. You won’t be out on that limb either if you admit how silly these 53 tree puns really are.
Best Tree Puns
1. The only way that trees can access the internet is when they log on.
2. The little pine tree was told to sit in the corner of the class because he was always acting knotty.
3. All the trees that were invited to Mother Nature’s pool party had to bring their swimming trunks.
4. When a lemon tree and a tabby cat confront each other, you always get a sour puss.
5. The little tree went to her mother and said the bigger tree would not leaf her alone.
6. The old man said that the little boy was able to cut down a tree by staring at it, he saw the whole thing with his eyes.
7. The only type of tree that you can easily carry in your hand is the palm tree.
8. If you want to get to know a dogwood tree, you have to take a closer look at the bark.
9. When the beaver left for a new city he turned to all the trees and said that it was nice gnawing you all.
10. Today in class we learned that the acorn, basically in a nutshell, is an oak tree.
11. When the tree was frustrated that the bank was closed all the time, he went and opened his own branch.
12. Even though the police know the tree was the one who committed the crime, the evidence left them stumped.
13. All the saplings must go to elemen-tree school before high school.
14. A dream of every single evergreen tree is being the poplar kid in school.
15. When Billy was asked to tell the class which side of the tree has more leaves, he simply replied, “the outside.”
16. Every tree has one month of the year they are fearful of, its Sep-Timbeeeeerrrrrr!
17. Trees are taught at a young age that they must drink root beer responsibly.
18. The reason Christmas trees can not sew is because they are always dropping their needles.
19. The two best friends don’t hang out in the tree house any more because they had a falling out.
20. The only tree that has fruit that sort of tastes like chicken is the poul-tree.
21. The only way that crazy people can navigate their way through the forest is by taking the psycho-path.
22. Most people will not go into business with a tree because they find it risky going out on that limb.
23. Accident prone Frank got hurt raking leaves when he fell from the tree.
24. The official state tree for Indiana, Tennessee, and Kentucky is the tulip because it is poplar.
25. The reason you can not get down from the tree is because that down does comes from ducks.
26. The only thing that looks exactly like half of an oak tree is the other half.
27. My Mom said that we could get a dogwood tree as a pet because of their strong bark and they wooden bite.
28. All the palm trees in math class seem to excel at tree-gonome-tree.
29. The only drink that you can give sick citrus trees to make it feel better is lemon-aid.
30. The tree was not afraid of the drill because he said that is only bored him.
31. All the little trees in class hated tests because they were stumped by the answers.
32. To get an elephant out from the tree, you have to have him sit on the branch and then til fall.
33. Billy made a car from a tree with a wooden engine and wooden wheels that wooden go.
34. The only thing the same shape and size of an oak tree and weighs nothing is its shadow.
35. All of the older trees keep theirvaluables in the river bank.
36. American trees love to travel to Canada and hang our in Mon-tree-all.
37. That giant redwood tree was famous for telling the other trees tall tales.
38. Amber the tree was so frustrated because she had so many limbs but was unable to walk.
39. The little sapling played the tree-angle in the school band.
40. The giant pine tree told the private investigator and his dog they were barking up the wrong tree in this investigation.
41. The reason the oak tree didn’t have many friends is because he was really shady.
42. When the oak tree made it to high school, he was excited to finally be able to take chemis-tree.
43. A bank is considering putting an ATM in a tree and if it works will be expanded to other branches.
44. The little tree went to the doctor because he started feeling a little green.
45. The favorite fruit of most trees is the pine-apples.
46. Bobby the tree didn’t like playing checkers because he considered himself to be a chess-nut.
47. The reason Tami the tree could never find a date was because she was too sappy.
48. The king of all trees punished tree-son severely.
49. That dogwood is always barking up the wrong tree.
50. It is always quiet in the forest because the trees all sleep like a log.
51. After the cat was rescued from the tree, everyone around was re-leafed.
52. In the Fall, all the trees write on loose leaf paper.
53. The doctor told the redwood tree not to worry because he wood get to the root of the problem eventually.
By now you should see why so many people connect with tree puns, and hopefully they cast a light on you that brings you in from the shadows to the other side where you wood appreciate the humor and puns.