One thing about those who are fond of tennis, they just don’t like this sport, they LOVE everything about it. The following 45 tennis puns should win you over game – set – match. 🎾 🎾 🎾
Best Tennis Puns
1. The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter because he kept saying “You Got Served!”
2. The man with four hands is a great tennis player because of his four-hand.
3. Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web because there were problems with the server.
4. My neighbor hates tennis because he says it makes too much racquet.
5. The indoor tennis facility was famous for serving bubble tea.
6. Tennis players often marry for the money because love doesn’t means anything to them.
7. The ghost loved tennis, he especially loved playing the game on the tennis corpse!
8. The tennis player was not allowed to take out books at the library about aces because he never returned them.
9. I just bought a second-hand tennis racquet for just $5 with no strings attached.
10. The tennis player needed to go to anger management classes because he kept reaching his breaking point.
11. A young tennis player has to be home in bed by around ten-nish in order to become a better player.
12. The tennis player always had bad cellphone reception at the stadium due to a bad call.
13. The amateur tennis player was really bat at the net, the coach blamed it on his approach.
14. The tennis player never was able to get dates because of all of the backhanded compliments.
15. She told the judge Shank-You, after she framed the ball for a winner.
16. It was no surprise to anyone that the strawberry and the apple seeded very well in the tennis tournament.
17. Tennis scoring will never change because it has been around for decades and set in those ways.
18. The tennis pro enjoyed his breakfast and tennis grip continental.
19. Billy got the nickname Ace because he kept getting served.
20. She broke up with the tennis player because she felt he was just stringing her along.
21. A tennis ball can be served but should not be eaten.
22. The girl standing in the center of the tennis court was nicknamed Annette.
23. Fish hate playing tennis because they will not go anywhere near the net.
24. Never start dating tennis players because of the fact that love means absolutely nothing to them.
25. Tennis players make difficult customers in restaurants because they keep returning everything.
26. The two tennis players decided that their first date would be at the tennis ball.
27. When little Johnny was asked what comes before tennis, he simply answered nine-ish.
28. The best way to tell if your tennis instructor does not like your serve is if they keep returning it.
29. It was very dark inside the tennis players how because he refused to admit the light-bulbs were out.
30. Tennis players hope to eventually retire in Volley-wood.
31. The reason that tennis matches can take forever to play is because the lines are so long.
32. Most tennis players admit that they have low self-esteem due to the fact they have many faults.
33. The only tennis tournament that never closes is the OPEN.
34. My friend Evelyn tells me that the state with the most tennis players is Tennis-see.
35. The tennis coach and the dentist became good friends because they both worked with drills.
36. It is not a good idea to play tennis in a court because you could get arrested.
37. A horse’s favorite sport is of course stable tennis.
38. Players love tennis because even though you live just once, you are able to serve twice.
39. The tennis player was fired from the team because he was always getting smashed after the matches.
40. The prank caller wanted to be a tennis referee because he was always making terrible calls.
41. The young tennis player would not date anyone because she didn’t like their approach.
42. Terrible Tommy was the worst tennis player and was nicknamed cream cheese because he kept getting bageled.
43. When the two tennis matches were scheduled simultaneously, it was considered a draw.
44. Elmo has gotten better at tennis since he decided to stick to a healthy diet that was glue-ten free.
45. The tennis player wasn’t good at persuading other tennis players, so she hired a lob-byist.
Congratulations! Hope you enjoyed this list of the best tennis puns and they inspired you to score a few of your own that you really love! Don’t forget to check also this post about the anatomy of funny puns.